It’s a Saturday, I only get two of these a week, and they’re not open on the other one. I resent having to spend my time having to queue to get a hair cut. It’s not that bad anyway. When the fuck do normal people get their haircut? I don’t know any blokes who get their hair cut, but everyone looks normal. Nobody ever mentions getting a haircut on Facebook, but I’m sure it must happen.
You know what, it’s a fucking mess, this is the third week in a row you’ve avoided it, just get it over and done with. You won’t go in the week because you’ll be pretending that you’re working.
”Au’righ’ Guv’nor, ‘ow lon’ left?”
Fucking hell, shouldda come in earlier. I knew I shouldn’t have watched Rachael Khoo. God, she’s so swell. I’d marry her in a second. Wouldn’t even think about it, I don’t care if it turns out she doesn’t like Hollyoaks.
”Lovely, can I come back in 30 minutes? Oh, it’ll mess up the queue, no problem, i’ll wait here.…”
It’s silly that I should have to wait here, they could do some ticket system like at the counters at Harrods when you want a bit of cheese
I could invent an app that’ll alert you when you have an appointment, it could have iBeacons to put you in the queue almost automatically. Really it could be used for any service, like, when you wait in all day for a delivery. If you know you’re X in the queue, you know to get to the place on time or miss your spot. They’ll pay me millions for this. I’ll use a REST API and let anyone hook into it. It could be use for anything chronological really. I’ll make it both a Service and an App.
God I hate music telivision, does this count as music these days? I swear this Jason Durello fella can’t play the trumpet. God, how do they allow this on before the watershed? What the hell is a Watershed anyway? Oh, that’s a Micky Ninja, she’s practically having sex with the air there. Did she just say her “My pussy smells great, like lunch on a plate?” Surely not at this time of the day.
I’m sure I was before that guy who’s just gone up.
This is where my App would have been better. No arguments.
Ok, I’m defiantly up next, what is it I get again? I think it’s a 4 around the sides and “Neat but choppy” on top. I’ll just say “Whatever you think is best”, i’m sure they’ll pick the right choice.
Oh god, I forgot to think up something to talk about. He’s going to think i’m rude if I don’t talk. Just don’t mention your health stuff, they don’t need to know and I don’t want to talk about it.
Ok, I’m up. What is it I wanted again? Oh shit.