I’ve had 3 take aways this week, one of them I only ate half of because I wanted to make up the minimum order, so tonight I really should make something. In the freezer I have a really nice Rib Eye, it was on special offer from ASDA, two for £6. I’m definatly going to have that.
I really fancy a Sweet’n'Sour though, with some rice and soup, but the last 3 chineses I tried were horrible, I could barely eat them. My blood sugars were a bit high this week, so maybe it’s best I stick to the steak idea. I’ve already defrosted it anyway. Maybe the Chinese was having an off-day. Probably ran out of cravendale milk for his cocopops, so decided to go into work anyway. I got an idea…
Not Chinese, blood sugars are too high. How about some Thai? Thai is good. Ok, what has a minimum order of £10. Ok, i’ll have this’n'this’n'this. Lovely. Oh wait, noodles AND rice? I don’t really want that. I’ll just have the noodles, but then the ribs don’t go with it, so i’ll change that around. This’ll be my 4th take away this week. You fat lazy fuck, what a wasteful over privaliaged bastard you are, that steak will be no good tommorow. Just have that.
Ok, I’ll do the steak, and go to the shops to get a jacket potato.
At the shops
Fuck, I don’t want a whole bag of potatoes, I only want one. Why can’t I just buy one or two? Ohhh, blue cheese, I could do a blue cheese sauce with it. I’ll get some cream. OH OH OH , that’ll also do me for desert, strawberries and cream. I could shave some chocolate over it. That would be well nice. Why shouldn’t I have a take away, it’s my money, I work hard, I work really hard, I deserve a take away. I’m putting everything back.
Back on Just Eat
Thai isn’t too healthy really, I should eat more healthy. How about a kabab, a proper one, that’s healthy. The nice kabab place is £15 minimum order though and my kabab only costs £8. I don’t want chips with it, and I always leave the sides. Maybe I should just make something.
45 minutes later – on the sofa
God damn I love coco pops and cravendel milk.