Haribo Muller Corners.

14 28.May.2014
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Sometimes I come up with ideas and I leave them in my head so they don’t do anything. Sometimes I come up with ideas in my head, and they require effort, so I still don’t do anything. Other times, I have ideas in my head, and they require no effort, so I do them. This is one of those ideas.

They’ll be the talk of every office, every playground, every communal area in the country. You’ll see David Cameron sitting at his desk at No.10, and say to his secutairy “Steve, can you please bring me something that is deliciousness and enjoyed by the entire country.” and Steve, who is Dave’s Secutairy, will bring him in one of these. Do you know what Cameron would probably then do for the rest of the day? Probably he’ll grant funding for a playground that everyone can enjoy.

Letter to Haribo

Hello #TeamHarribo,

Let me start of by saying i’m no way affiliated to any deliciousness involved subsidary.

I was was wondering though, as a patron of your fine gelatine wonders, if you would be interested in a mix up between your wonderful brand and Muller?

I know this sounds crazy, but think about it. Haribo Muller Corner. It’s going to sell by the hundreds, maybe even thousands. They’ll look at it for it’s novelty value at first, but then they’ll be hooked.

Imagine how happy those little gelitine bears will be swimming in a jacuzi of yoghurt. Imagine the challenge on being able to consume a Tangfastic Corner – How Sour Can You Go?

Think about it, try it for yourselves, let me know what you think.

In the mean time, I’ll put your “Yes, I would like to do this” to Muller – they’ve already agreed (in theory) to their side of the deal.

Many Thanks

– Paul ‘Pauly Pops’ Silver.

Letter to Muller

Hello #TeamMuller,

Let me start of by saying i’m no way affiliated to any deliciousness involved subsidary.

I was was wondering though, as a patron of your fine sweetened curdled milks, if you would be interested in a mix up between your wonderful brand and Haribo?

I know this sounds crazy, but think about it. Muller Haribo Corner. It’s going to sell by the hundreds, maybe even thousands. They’ll look at it for it’s novelty value at first, but then they’ll be hooked.

Imagine how happy those little gelitine bears will be swimming in a jacuzi of yoghurt. Or even better, a jacuzi of Rice Pudding.

Think about it, try it for yourselves, let me know what you think.

In the mean time, I’ll put your “Yes, I would like to do this” to Haribo UK – they’ve already agreed (in theory) to their side of the deal.

Many Thanks

- Paul ‘Pauly Pops’ Silver.

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