Haribo Muller Corners.

0 28.May.2014
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Sometimes I come up with ideas and I leave them in my head so they don’t do anything. Sometimes I come up with ideas in my head, and they require effort, so I still don’t do anything. Other times, I have ideas in my head, and they require no effort, so I do them. This [...] READ MORE

Hospedia: You Are Doochbags.

0 29.Dec.2013
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The Schpeel Recently over this Christmas break, I’ve had to stay at my old haunting-grounds of The Royal Free. Unfortunately, I know the place so well now that I can’t go there without seeing one or another member for staff who doesn’t know me; weather it’s a phlebotomists, porter, nurse or doctor. It’s what comes [...] READ MORE

An open letter to Subway

1 29.Oct.2012
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Dear Subway This is in regards to your Southgate branch, in North London (N14) It was with great expectation that I awaited your opening. Upon finding out the fantastic news that you would be opening shortly, I bid my time. It started with the sign from your building contractors, when I noticed it, the excitement [...] READ MORE

An open letter to Tescos

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In responce to this, they sorted me a tenner ! Win ! [My address and Details] Dear Customer Care Team, It was with great anticipation that I awaited the opening of your store in Southgate, North London. There was a buzz agmonst the community in regards to who would be filling the vacant plot that [...] READ MORE

An open letter to the boyband outside “HOBS salon” in “Southgate”

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Dear Generic Boy Band outside “HOBS salon” hair dressers in Southgate, North London… I awoke today, the 25th of April in the year 2010 after a particularly bad night’s sleep. This is not normally a problem as Southgate is relatively quiet day on a Sunday. Southgate, also known as the Beverly Hills of North London, [...] READ MORE

Open Letters

0 17.Jan.2010
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I’ve gotten passionate and started writting letters to people, here are the first three. An open letter to every sushi bar IN THE WORLD. An open letter to Subway. An open letter to Tescos Enjoy =) READ MORE